Regulate Your Dick

Looking for a way to express your unique style while keeping it cool and comfortable? Look no further! This unisex jersey tank top is here to save the day—and your wardrobe—with a perfect blend of humor and fashion. Wear it to the gym, the beach, or just lounging around at home; it’s the versatile piece that does it all, except maybe your taxes (we’re still working on that feature).

Crafted with top-tier fabric, this tank top promises not to judge your life choices but to accompany you through all of them. You might find it wildly inappropriate for a formal meeting, but we say, who needs collars anyway?

• Universal Fit: Whether you’re built like Hercules or more of a gentle breeze, this jersey tank top embraces all shapes and sizes.
• Breathable Fabric: Keeps things breezy so you can focus on perfecting your laid-back style.
• Easy Maintenance: Requires less attention than your houseplants. Toss it in the wash and you’re good to go!

Slip into this cheeky jersey tank top and let it regulate your comfort while you regulate the fun. Perfect for those who like their fashion with a side of wit!