Regulate Your Dick

Ready to elevate your wardrobe game? This unisex t-shirt is here to make a statement, and that statement is: "Why blend in when you can stand out?" Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a sense of style, this tee is your new go-to for casual outings, comfy lounging, or making everyone at the grocery store giggle.

Crafted with comfort and cheekiness in mind, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter, second only to asking people about their pets. Enjoy the soft touch and durable quality that keeps you looking sharp and feeling great, whether you're taking a nap or on a snack run.

• Unisex design: Perfect for literally everyone, unless you're a dog. In which case, nice try.
• Easy care: Throw it in the wash, and it rolls out looking as fresh as your best dad joke.
• Comfort fit: Like a hug from a cloud, but less awkward.

So, embrace the wit, comfy fabric, and universal appeal of this unisex t-shirt. It's your ticket to becoming the life of the party—or at least the life of your couch. Get yours today and let your clothes do the talking!