Regulate Your Dick

Ever wanted to make a statement without saying a word? Our short sleeve shirt does just that, with a cheeky twist that’s sure to turn heads and maybe even raise a few eyebrows. Crafted for those who appreciate a good laugh and a great fit, this shirt offers the perfect blend of style and comfort.

Why blend in when you were born to stand out? Our short sleeve shirt is a conversation starter, a bold expression of personality, and your new favorite wardrobe staple. Whether you're out for coffee or at a casual gathering, it’s the perfect way to keep things cool—literally and figuratively.

• Unisex Appeal: Because fun fashion knows no boundaries.
• Comfy Fit: Designed to keep you feeling as good as you look.
• Playful Design: An easy way to showcase your unique sense of humor.

Let’s face it, life’s too short for boring clothes. Embrace the unexpected and wear your personality on your sleeve. After all, when it comes to making an impression, this shirt is a total show-stealer!