Regulate Your Dick

Ever feel like your wardrobe is missing that perfect blend of comfort and comedic timing? Enter this unisex t-shirt, the ultimate fashion statement for those who appreciate a good laugh. Designed for anyone with a sense of humor and a desire for quality apparel, it's the wardrobe staple that whispers, "I’ve got style, and I’m not afraid to use it."

Made from high-quality fabric that feels like a gentle hug from the heavens, this long sleeve wonder is perfect for any casual outing, or just lounging at home contemplating your next great adventure. With a fit that flatters every body type, this tee is as versatile as your favorite sitcom.

• Unisex style: Because fashion knows no bounds, this tee is crafted for all genders.
• Long sleeves: Great for those days when Mother Nature can't make up her mind.
• Comfort: So cozy, you'll think you're wearing clouds—minus the precipitation.

Whether you're out on the town or just hanging out in your kitchen, this t-shirt is your trusty sidekick. Wear it with pride, and let the world know that you're not just dressed—you’re dressed with a punchline.