Not A Bottom Just Short

Discover the short sleeve t-shirt that makes a statement without saying a word. Perfect for those who believe "brevity is the soul of wit" and for anyone who’s ever wanted to wear a paradox. This unisex tee doesn't just cover your torso; it covers your need for quirky fashion with a dash of understatement.

Why settle for ordinary when you can have a tee that sparks conversation and perhaps a chuckle or two? This shirt is the Swiss Army knife of fashion – versatile, reliable, and always ready to impress.

• Comfort: This short sleeve t-shirt is as comfy as snuggling with a basket of kittens. Probably.
• Style: It's a masterpiece in cotton and a guaranteed icebreaker at any gathering.
• Versatility: Pairs perfectly with pants, shorts, skirts, and even kilts if you're feeling adventurous.

Slide into this short sleeve t-shirt when you want to keep it cool, casual, and just a bit cheeky. Because why be predictable when you can be playfully unpredictable?