Not A Bottom Just Short

Ever feel like your style is in need of a comedic upgrade? Look no further! Our unisex long sleeve t-shirt is here to rescue you from the depths of wardrobe mediocrity. Designed for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a good pun, this shirt is sure to tickle your funny bone while keeping you fabulously cozy.

Crafted with the mysterious art of "not being a bottom but just short," this tee redefines what it means to be truly versatile. Whether you're lounging, lunching, or leading a llama parade, this shirt has got your back—literally, with long sleeves that are ready to embrace you like an old friend.

• Universal Appeal: Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and a comfy fit.
• Witty Design: It's not just a shirt; it's a statement... or maybe even a question?
• Ultimate Comfort: You'll feel like you're wrapped in a cloud of chuckles all day long.

So, why settle for ordinary when you can wear a conversation starter? Get ready to be the life of the party, or at least the laundry room, with this spectacularly amusing unisex long sleeve t-shirt. Grab yours today and let your top-half do the talking!