This Dick Won't Suck It'self

Who says you can't wear cheeky humor on your sleeve? With this uniquely spirited unisex t-shirt, you're not just wearing a garment; you're making a statement. Designed for those who enjoy a good laugh and a touch of irreverence, this long sleeve tee is the perfect conversation starter.

Crafted to be as bold as your sense of humor, this t-shirt is a testament to unisex style, making it a fitting choice for anyone with a playful edge. Whether you're out on the town or lounging at home, this shirt ensures you're dressed to impress—no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

• Unisex fit: Because humor knows no gender boundaries.
• Long sleeves: Perfect for keeping your arms warm while your jokes stay cool.
• Comfy fabric: Soft enough to make you feel like you're wrapped in a hug...from a comedian.

Slip into this t-shirt and let the world know that humor is your style language. After all, life’s too short for boring clothes! Wear it, share it, and giggle your way through the day.