Not A Bottom Just Short

Ever feel like your current wardrobe is missing something uniquely quirky? Well, look no further! This not-so-ordinary short sleeve t-shirt is designed to make you chuckle while keeping you stylishly comfy. Perfect for those days when you just want to go low-key but still maintain an air of mysterious hilarity. Yes, it's more than just a t-shirt; it's a lifestyle choice.

Woven from top-secret fabric that’s softer than a kitten’s sneeze, this unisex marvel promises to be the most versatile player in your closet. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even that pair of trousers that haven't seen the light of day since the last solar eclipse. Because why not?

• Unexpectedly Comfy: Incredibly soft fabric that feels like a gentle hug from a fluffy cloud.
• Unisex Appeal: Ideal for anyone and everyone who appreciates a good pun and a great outfit.
• Wardrobe Essential: A short sleeve t-shirt that’s perfect for any occasion, whether it’s a casual hangout or an impromptu stand-up gig.

Dare to be different and embrace the joy of sartorial simplicity with a twist. This isn’t just another tee; it’s the conversation starter you never knew you needed. Get ready for compliments, giggles, and the occasional double-take!