I'm Not Gay But My Asshole Is

Looking for a conversation starter that’ll leave everyone in stitches? Our unisex long sleeve t-shirt is your ultimate wingman, ready to break the ice like a pro. With its cheeky design and comfortable fit, you’ll be the life of the party without even trying.

Crafted from high-quality materials, this shirt promises to keep you snug whether you're laughing yourself silly or simply lounging around. It’s the perfect addition to your wardrobe for those days when a little humor goes a long way.

• Unisex design: Because fashion should be for everyone!
• Long sleeves: Ideal for cooler days or when you want to keep it classy.
• Witty appeal: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark a chuckle.

Slip into this fabulous unisex long sleeve t-shirt, and let your attire do the talking. Who knew being funny could look so stylish?