Welcome to Chad’s Closet - where sexuality, good taste, morals, and good intentions may be questionable, but Style is NOT.

Check out our wide variety of inappropriate apparel, bound to make your next public appearance Instagram or cancel culture worthy – nothing is off limits. These designs have been artfully fashioned after conversations overheard at Sunday Funday Brunch, the bathhouse, and Prides, and carefully curated by our very own Chad, the bitchiest Dear Abby this side of the internet, spreading his advice to a gloryhole near you!